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dylanio

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Disclaimer. Any joke I post, however funny or un-funny, that happens to be the same, or similar, to one already posted on this site or any other is 100% coincidence.

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dylanio

one year ago-Racism-Caucasians-Post Rating : 19

Note to self. Don't ever go to a fancy dress party dressed as a sheep in wales, again.

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9 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 23

Once you've seen one shopping centre. You've seen the mall.

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one year ago-Sex and Shit-Orgasm-Post Rating : 10

Donald Trump is one inch inside of you, and you're one inch inside of Boris Johnson. Are you going forwards or backwards to get out of it?

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3 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : -4

Did you hear about the magic shop that vanished? It was pulled out of a hat the week after.

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5 months ago-In The News-Other-Post Rating : -4

I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens. Nod to Ozzy Osbourne.

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9 months ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 10

A fart is a wish your arse makes.

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one year ago-Celebrities-Donald Trump-Post Rating : 8

They say the biggest shit ever discovered came out of a viking. I call BS, there's an even bigger one about to become president of the US.

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one year ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 1

Companies are selling "Hydrogen Water". I'm no expert, but i'm pretty sure hydrogen is water. What's next? Oxygen air?

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one year ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 4

I identify as a comedian, therefore my pronouns are hehehe/hahaha.

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one year ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 9

I woke up to my gentleman sausage being sucked last night. I thought it was my luck day, but when I looked to see who it was, I was gutted. It was a mosquito.

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