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Id just got my hands on a dvd called Bald and Barely Legal. So there I was sitting cock in hand jar of lube and a box of tissues at the ready, only to realise it was a "DVLA documentary about minimum fucking tyre tread depths".
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Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris and Max Clifford walk into a bar. Barman says not Yew Tree again
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Went to Tesco turns out they had a special on. He collects the trollies.
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I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
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My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she asked me “Is that the best you can do?”
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I wish my ex could look down from heaven and see me now. But nooooooo the mother fucker is still alive.
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My wife and I are having a competition on who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local pet shop. I've just taken the lead.
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Gay men are just fucking arseholes.
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Turns out someone has cloned my Microsoft Office License. I will find you, you have my Word.
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