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Went to Tesco turns out they had a special on. He collects the trollies.
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Go to France on holiday get fined £5,000 come back on a dinghy get £20,000 in benefits !!!
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Been smashed around the ring a few times
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Ive just been kicked out of a flat earth society meeting. I stood up and asked if this covid pandemic had pushed any of them over the edge yet?
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I've started dating a Muslim women who wears a burka. Things are going okay but I just don`t see much of her.
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Supposedly, I was created in God's image. I don't know... you'd think God would have a bigger penis than this.
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I've just bought my pet duck a face mask so I can take him for a walk during corona-virus. Its nothing flashy but it fits the bill.
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Just had a painter and decorator round to do some work on the house.. Couldn’t believe that He’s currently furloughed British Airways Pilot.. Made a lovely job of the landing...
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I got stopped by the Police earlier.. The copper said "I can smell alcohol on your breath". I said "That`s cos you not observing the 2 metre rule ya twat".
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