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Angela Rayner’s new nickname is, “Three Pads”. I never knew she had such heavy periods.

English seasons: S A W S Summer Autumn Winter Spring Scottish seasons: S A W S Soon be Winter Almost Winter Winter Still Winter

I went to the south coast to join in the protests about all the unwanted smelly brown stuff appearing on our beaches. But when I unfurled my 'immigrants go home' banner, they all shouted, "RACIST!" and chased me away.

"Exterminate! Exterminate!" "RACISTS!" "We surrender! We surrender!"

Burglars shot by farmer in Derbyshire. The farmer would like to reassure the police that lessons have been learned.

Women footballers "six times more likely to pick up a muscle injury in the days leading up to their period". -BBC What injuries would be suffered by members of the team they are playing against?

How many YouTube transcripts does it take to change a lightbulb? Too - won toot hexed it hand want two reed it.

What is the difference between influenza and an influencer? One is a painful, irritating nuisance that we all wish would just go away instead of forcing us to change our habits; the other is influenza.

Hamas seem to have misunderstood the order, "Shoot the Israeli army's privates".

Don't think much of this revival of "The Inbetweeners" they're reviewing on the news.