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Ukraine urgently needs hard-working doctors, engineers and scientists. Britain can send some of the thousands who have been turning up in dinghies.

Caroline Flack was a real national treasure. Found on a desert island, and now being buried.

Daily Mail: George Alagiah says, ‘Bowel cancer will get me in the end’. Some jokes not only write themselves, they do so without realising.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Corona Virus origin traced - IT WAS CREATED BY WOMEN Think about it, lads... 1 - Sport postponed for months 2 - Advised against going to the pub 3 - Don't leave the house for a fortnight (so you can finally get those odd jobs done) 4 - Symptoms are flu-like (THEY KNOW THAT'S OUR KRYPTONITE) 5 - They even had the audacity to name it after a beer!

Burglars shot by farmer in Derbyshire. The farmer would like to reassure the police that lessons have been learned.

English seasons: S A W S Summer Autumn Winter Spring Scottish seasons: S A W S Soon be Winter Almost Winter Winter Still Winter

I went to the south coast to join in the protests about all the unwanted smelly brown stuff appearing on our beaches. But when I unfurled my 'immigrants go home' banner, they all shouted, "RACIST!" and chased me away.

Lucy Letby dies and gets thrown into a desolate pit crowded with weeping, screaming people. Somebody says to her, "Welcome to Hell." She replies, "That's a relief - I thought I'd been reinstated as a nurse in an NHS hospital."

Brazzers are very considerate, giving their website a name you only need your left hand to type.

This century’s Roaring Twenties are getting the stock market crash over with straight away.