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My girlfriend moans about me 'pressing her buttons'. I don't care, I will keep on until I find the 'Mute'....

Just seen The National Television Awards are on this week. Wonder what Holly & Phil will do with their night off ?

All new schools will be built using Yorkie Concrete. Just boys schools obviously. It's not for Girls !!!

Natural Causes She Wro.....

Dear Sky, if 'sport only happens once' what's with all the fucking repeats ?

S Club 7 star Paul Cattermole has died at the age of 46, weeks after the band announced a comeback tour. He could've just said he didn't want to do it.

Just accidentally caught the news, the main headline was 'It's unlikely you can go abroad on holiday this year' Well no shit Sherlock my bank's been telling me that every year for the last 30.

I wring my bell most days, still not seen that fucking Lindt Gold Bunny though !!

Fortunately being a total technophobe I now have no idea how to post on this site and whether I have lost all my 'Gummy Bears'.... :)

The worst thing about being blind as a bat without my glasses is not being able to admire my well honed Physique in the bath. However I content myself in the knowledge that all those years using the gin equipment weren't a total waste.