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Knock Knock. Who's there ? Someone with a really shit Jamaican joke. Fuck off it's as boring as shit now !!!

Theresa May is trying to pass a law making 'criticising politicians' illegal. Self serving bitch !!!!

Do you think it was a bad idea to give women the vote ? Text 'yes' to 08900..........

If it was tastefully done and the plot really called for it, do you think Anna Friel would ever consider keeping her clothes on for a film ?

Just accidentally caught the news, the main headline was 'It's unlikely you can go abroad on holiday this year' Well no shit Sherlock my bank's been telling me that every year for the last 30.

I wring my bell most days, still not seen that fucking Lindt Gold Bunny though !!

FUMING !!! CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT CAUSE ITS SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON !

My girlfriend moans about me 'pressing her buttons'. I don't care, I will keep on until I find the 'Mute'....

The worst thing about being blind as a bat without my glasses is not being able to admire my well honed Physique in the bath. However I content myself in the knowledge that all those years using the gin equipment weren't a total waste.

My Aunt is 57.14% American. Erica.