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A photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar hit him on the head. To be fair. The people being photographed did try to warn him
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I'm expecting to be inundated this Valentine's Day. By which i mean... ill be IN and UNDATED.
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The inventors of the brochure have sadly died R.I.P Pam Flett and her husband , Lee.
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To whoever dumped a mattress in my garden yesterday. I don't know how you fucking sleep at night.
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Some cunt said i have a face like the back of a boat. I didn't reply. I just gave him a stern look.
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Not a lot of people know this. But the singer Bill Withers had a brother called Bear, who wrote telephone hold music.
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The bloke who invented the speed boat has died. His funeral is tomorrow followed by a wake.
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Got sacked from the zoo for leaving the lions cage open. Who the fuck is gonna steal a lion.
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14 hours in A&E after getting covered in camouflage paint. And I still haven't been seen.
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I finally managed to see my GP on Friday and showed him the rash on my arse. He just ignored me and carried on pushing his trolley round Sainsbury's...
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