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Martin Sheen American Barry Sheen British Mr Sheen polish
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Not a lot of people know this. But the singer Bill Withers had a brother called Bear, who wrote telephone hold music.
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The bloke who invented the speed boat has died. His funeral is tomorrow followed by a wake.
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14 hours in A&E after getting covered in camouflage paint. And I still haven't been seen.
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I finally managed to see my GP on Friday and showed him the rash on my arse. He just ignored me and carried on pushing his trolley round Sainsbury's...
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The wife's just thrown 5 cricket balls at me. I said one more and it's over.
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The wife said she got an ever ready chicken for tea.. I said "don't you mean oven ready" She said" no, it's a battery hen.
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Just opened my fridge and got a strong smell of basil. Think it might be faulty.
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Some bloke came into my shop and said, "why is your exit sign flickering on and off? " I said, "it's on the way out.
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I only joined liars anonymous yesterday. And they've already made me president.
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