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dingshid

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dingshid

5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Doctor-Post Rating : 63

I think the car I just helped start must have belonged to a Midwife. I pushed and pushed then I shit myself.

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5 years ago-Sex and Shit-Incest-Post Rating : 46

"Your Nan sucks cock!" Classic insult, not so funny when she's whispering it in your ear though.

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5 years ago-Sex and Shit-Cheating-Post Rating : 18

"Shit!" I shouted to my lover when I heard my wife pull up the drive. Maybe not the best choice of words during a 69er.

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5 years ago-Other-Children-Post Rating : 18

"No, the Easter eggs haven't melted" I told my kids "You've collected a basket full of dog shit!"

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7 years ago-Racism-Pakistani-Post Rating : 17

"Do you take notes?" I asked the Pakistani bus driver. "Yes mate." He replied "Good, write I'm a smelly cunt and need to wash more."

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4 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus-Post Rating : 15

I'm really worried about Covid. What if they cure It and I can't think of an excuse to meet up with cunts?

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 15

I'm going to spam this site with jokes

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5 years ago-Other-Thoughts-Post Rating : 13

Come on Boris. When are you going to let us Brits get kicked out of pubs again?

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I bought my elderly parents a fish tank. "Look they're moving! Fucking Hell, look it's eating the other ones shit!" I imagine the fish are thinking.

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Gay-Post Rating : 11

I spent £1.50 on my gay boyfriend's wedding band. I know he likes shitty rings.

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