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dickmorningwood

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dickmorningwood

5 years ago-Other-Insults-Post Rating : 57

I'm not short and fat. I just have a low center of gravity.

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Apparently, gluten allergies don't exist during food shortages.

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5 years ago-Sex and Shit-Women-Post Rating : 44

NASA: First person on Mars could be a woman. So when the men arrive, dinner will be ready.

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6 years ago-Other-Women-Post Rating : 36

My company recently replaced all the top managers with women. Not only is it good for diversity but it's saving them a fortune.

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News: Trump orders Navy to "shoot down" Iranian boats that harass US ships. The next order will be to sink their planes.

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Death-Post Rating : 33

After years of studying obituaries, I have concluded that no one ill-tempered or unimportant ever dies.

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6 years ago-In The News-Climate Change-Post Rating : 31

News: Coldplay postpones world tour, citing the environmental costs of air travel. Finally, a positive aspect of climate change.

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The Good News: I won the lottery! The Bad News: Since no one could buy tickets, it's only £12.

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If you're worried about coronavirus, Rest assured the pharmaceutical industry is working round the clock to find the most profitable cure.

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5 years ago-Sex and Shit-Women-Post Rating : 27

NASA: First person on Mars could be a woman. Because the mission will cost 20% less.

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