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China have got what they have always wanted. To CORONISE the world!!!

I was told that cucumbers are very good for your memory. I can vouch for that as 15 years ago my uncle stuck one up my arse.... and I can still remember it!!!

Chuck Norris has tested positive for the corona virus. The virus has been quarantined for 21 days!!!

When Chuck Norris eats his Rice Crispies they shut the fuck up

A new and easy test for COVID-19 doing the rounds. Take a glass and pour your favourite spirit, then see if you can smell it. If you can then you are halfway there. Then drink it and if you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus. I tested myself nine times last night and was virus free every time, thank goodness. I will have to test myself again today, as I have a headache, which can also be one of the symptoms!!!

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24 hours a day, right from birth until your first erection!!!

After careful observation of the US Dollar, Pound Sterling, Canadian Dollar, Australian Dollar and the Euro, I've reached the following conclusion..... Money with pictures of white people on it is generally more valuable!!!!

Jacob Zuma asked for a cell with more legroom. So they put him in a cell with Oscar!!

I scored a DJ job at the AGM of the national Dyslexia Association. The party and dancing was going well, but went ape shit when I started playing YMCA!!!

My fat wife is so fucking ugly......not even Ripley's will believe it!!!!