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My fat wife is so fucking ugly......not even Ripley's will believe it!!!!

The last time I drank the daily recommended amount of water, I was eating pussy in the jacuzzi

Snow is like a cock, it's measured in inches, soft to the touch,cums when least expected, and it never gets quite as deep as you would like it !!!!! And...... Driving in the snow is like eating pussy, if you don't slow down and pay attention you could slide into the asshole in front of you....

When Chuck Norris eats his Rice Crispies they shut the fuck up

Your Mama's so ugly.....That when she opens the freezer door, the fish fingers go for her throat!!!!!

I was told that cucumbers are very good for your memory. I can vouch for that as 15 years ago my uncle stuck one up my arse.... and I can still remember it!!!

While Tottenham were playing away at Leipzig,thieves broke into white hart lane. The police asked the caretaker if any cups were stolen. He replied " no, they never got as far as the kitchen"!!!

Chuck Norris has tested positive for the corona virus. The virus has been quarantined for 21 days!!!

China have got what they have always wanted. To CORONISE the world!!!

For those worrying about running out of toilet paper; If you stop using toilet paper, just wipe your arse with your finger.... you are more likely to wash your hands and if not, you will be less likely to touch your face!!!