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Gregg's bakery were forced to apologise over a Christmas commercial depicting a nativity play with The three wise men surrounding a Sausage Roll. What a pity they hadn't used a Cheese & onion pasty , then they could have claimed it was the baby Cheesus.

Liverpool F.C. Proving beyond all doubt that getting Bale isn't always a good thing.

A massive well done to Jurgen Klopp the other week. He single handedly got Liverpool out of Europe with fuck all. Now if you could do the same for the rest of the Country, that would be great, Jurgen.

So which Muslim State will Beheading home from the World Cup first? My money is on England.

BBC ---Beaten By Cliff.

Stay away from Brighton for your holidays, those seagulls are fucking savage

What the fuck with Sickipedia going white? I prefer the old site. Another shining example of when you go black, you don't go back.

Did you know, that the Blue Whale's vagina is so huge that 6 people could lie in it at the same time. This makes it the 2nd biggest cunt in the world. It was narrowly beaten by Piers Morgan.

On her recent visit to Northern Ireland, Dianne Abbott was asked what she thought of County Down. The thick bitch replied "I preferred it when Carol Vorderman was on it".

My wife's ex came up to me this morning & said "Your wife gave me a hand job for £2 last week". " Oh yeah, she charged you by the inch then" soon shut the fucker up.