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Can we all just stop telling women to get back in the kitchen? There's laundry to be done, too.

Don't you think its quite ironic how disabled people demand equality, yet complain when they don't have their own parking spaces?

I started a collection for a woman in our office. I didn't raise enough to buy one though.

Research shows that grabbing a pair of breasts reduces stress levels by about 70 percent. Not for the women I sneak up on, it doesn't.

A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off. A homeless man walks up to her. She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!" He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it." "Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", she replies. The man turns and starts walking away. "Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?" "I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!", he says.

As some in Remain like to think I have no '#Brexit regret'. I'd vote Leave all over again. Upvote if you'd do the same!

A new way to reveal gender: Like a gender reveal but instead of eating pink or blue cake you smash a piggy bank to reveal $1 if it's a boy or 78 cents if it's a girl.

Today someone called my clothes 'gay' "Yeah!" I replied. "They came out of the closet this morning actually!"

After the next Crusades Islam will be Waslam... And ISIS will be WASWAS

Why are Muslim women so good at fighting? Not only can they attack with a low jab, they can attack with their hijab.