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Is it to early too make a joke about the Turkey earthquake or wait till the dust settles?

Hugh explosion in Beirut. Is it to early to make a joke or shall i wait for the dust to settle?

Scenes of a man using a digger to smash up a travel lodge hotel in Liverpool have caused up roar.. Witnesses describe the shock of seeing a scouser working.

I went to a porn stars reunion today. It was nice to come across old faces again.

1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide plumber. 2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone. 3. The BNP have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal. 4. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare pakis if they want some back. 5. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my 1 a month donation back. 6. What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor......................Mustafa dinghy. 7. What goes around comes around. Pakistanis have been flooding Britain for years. . 8. From space, Pakistan looks like a giant bowl of coco pops. 9. There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan . It's called swim fast. 10. Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster...........Rain drops keep falling on Ahmed

I've written a book called 'My permanently exposed penis!” It's out now

The queen dies after 96 years on the throne.. Some long fucking shit that..

It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses as a result of Rachel Reeves' recent budget announcement. A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded. Dyno-rod has gone down the drain. The saddest one though is the ice cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce. He coulnd't take it any more and topped himself..

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I'm a bit worried about my Ukrainian girlfriend. I have a Chick in Kiev.