Sickipedia

I just applied for a job in the Citroen factory. I had to send in 2CVs.

My lack of knowledge on Greek mythology has always been my Achillies elbow.

Corbyn sucks sand nigger dick! All fucking Muslims are smelly cunts! Fucking Tories are brilliant! I just thought I'd help out those missing that unfunny fucker Dylan/Villa as he hasn't posted in a while.

Youth, 17, stabbed to death in Croydon South London. Translation. A nigger has stabbed another nigger.

There was a young man From Cork who got limericks And haikus confused.

If there is one New Years resolution I regret not carrying out it was in the 1990's. If I'd done Baby Spice up the shitter I'd be out by now.

We've all died on a knackered submarine a knackered submarine, a knackered submarine... With apologies to Lennon & McCartney.

Storm Dylan is about to hit Britain and the weatherman said "knocking on heavens door"... Look it's not my fucking fault all the relevant songs have already been taken.

So Ringo Starr has been knighted basically for staying alive. Whereas Barry Gibb was knighted for Staying Alive.

Fucking great, Cheggars kicks the bucket and Sickipedia does an imitation of a nigger and refuses to work. All the jokes I had ready have now been done by some other cunt.