Sickipedia

After a lifetime of being a sacrilegious cunt for all my life I have finally put my shit together enough to pick a religion, just not sure which one to choose. If it helps to know about me, I am a pedo rapist who is allergic to soap, I also enjoy abusing women and putting them down, I am a really big fan of being violent to people who disagree with me, and I fucking hate the soldiers. Any helpful suggestions as to which religion I should pick up would be greatly appreciated.

To the person who once wrote; "there is nothing like walking in on your mum having a shit, on your dad." I think I have trumped you. There is nothing like walking in on your wife sucking off your dad, while he shits on her chest, all at the same time as your mum fists both your wife's holes as she sits on a 2 foot dildo.

Yesterday I shit the bed. Got down stairs to find a letter that my wife had ran off with my brother, also she had ate the last of the cornflakes. Also got a text saying that due to me going to the doctor's they had to sack me. On the way to the doctor's I got a puncture and three speed cameras flashed me and I ran a red light. In the doctor's they told me that they had to remove both my testicles due to the cancer and give me a colostomy bag due to gut rot, also they found an incurable brain tumor the size of a tea mug that meant I had a week to live. Got back to the car found a parking ticket on it and the back wheels had clamps, all the busses were cancelled. walked back in the pissing rain standing in 50 shades of dog shit on the way. Got back to my place to find it had burnt down. Then I checked my phone and had a text saying both my parents had died, I also got one saying that my kids had been in a car accident. Anyway today has been the worst day of my life a mod has marked a joke as a duplicate.

My boss called me a sicofant this morning. I was that taken back that I almost choked on his sphincter.

You know you are ugly when you are a ginger paki's wing man and you can't attract the flies from his cast off's shit.

On the 12th day of Christmas my sickipedia love gave to me...... 12 Maddie's missing 11 gypsies tarmacing 10 niggers theiving 9..... Eleven 8 fatties fucking 7 pakis raping 6 anorexics starving 5 sore rings 4 wives cheating 3 underage prostitutes 2 batties bumming 1 sad virgin reading

I once raped a little girl who was selling juice. She had an innocent smoothie

What is the difference between William and Harry? Wills not being cut out of the Harry

What's the difference between 1966 and 2019? In 1966 only one school was destroyed in a landslide

I had a Christmas miracle. Suffering from erectile disfunction I had no luck. Fortunately the NHS is leaving kids out to play with in the waiting area. Perked me well up.