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Yesterday I shit the bed. Got down stairs to find a letter that my wife had ran off with my brother, also she had ate the last of the cornflakes. Also got a text saying that due to me going to the doctor's they had to sack me. On the way to the doctor's I got a puncture and three speed cameras flashed me and I ran a red light. In the doctor's they told me that they had to remove both my testicles due to the cancer and give me a colostomy bag due to gut rot, also they found an incurable brain tumor the size of a tea mug that meant I had a week to live. Got back to the car found a parking ticket on it and the back wheels had clamps, all the busses were cancelled. walked back in the pissing rain standing in 50 shades of dog shit on the way. Got back to my place to find it had burnt down. Then I checked my phone and had a text saying both my parents had died, I also got one saying that my kids had been in a car accident. Anyway today has been the worst day of my life a mod has marked a joke as a duplicate.
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