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Rip Jon McCain You made great oven chips.

If you ever find yourself a victim of an acid attack and don't say "I'm melting!" You aren't doing it right.

A work mate asked me "how do I know when my wife is on her period?" That's easy Leroy usullay fucks me instead

I am at a play area and there is a sign saying "socks must be worn" I agree , there is no way of knowing what STD's the skanky kids might have.

How do you turn Paki Stan into a Paki stain? Use a 50. Cal rifle usually does the trick

Not saying I suffer from bad hygiene. But my wife just left me for a fucking paki.

A Paki and a nigger end up getting Cornered in an alleyway by a gang of skinheads and their fuck off big rottweiler. The coon easily vaults a wall to safety. However the Paki isn't as fit as the wog so has no way to escape. Blackie says to paki "quick shit yourself and the dog will leave you alone" So the Paki strains and fills his pants. The skin head with the dog smiles and says "nice try mate but he has a taste for curry."

Just got a blowjob from a disabled girl. Shame she was epileptic.

I was fingering my 6 year old sister while wearing my father's wedding ring When the copyright theft advert came on. Some people are fucking depraived.

That awkward moment when you go to rape a girl..... And you can't get it up.