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Sorry it's not a joke, but somehow I've clicked a button that gives me a notification every time a certain poster on here puts in a joke... how do I remove it?
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The latest book from Wales "101 ways to do lamb" There's even a few recipes in it
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I call my cock The Truth.. It's because women can't handle it!!
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I was friended by a guy on here for no apparent reason, then I received notifications about every joke he posted... it done my head in so I've decided to downvote all his jokes and now I've blocked him! Fuck off dickhead!
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Am I the only person in this site that has no idea who Gary Haggarty is?
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Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother Frank was a monster. Found it on the interweb, sorry if it's old
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After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it ! ************************8 Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.! ************************ The wife's been hinting she wants something black and lacy for her birthday. So, I've got her a pair of football boots! ************************ Growing up with a dyslexic father had its advantages. Whenever he caught me swearing, he used to wash my mouth out with soup. ***********************! My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked the dinner, so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm! *********************** Anyone got an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's giving off a terrible whining noise! ************************ My wife apologised for the first time ever today. She said she's sorry she ever married me!
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Difference between marmalade and jam....you can’t marmalade your finger into a schoolgirl.
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I went to the sperm bank today and the nurse asked me if I want to mastubate in the cup. I thought about it for a moment and replied, I'm good but not quite ready for a competition yet.
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The question on all undertakers mind.. The Queen in front of you, lube beside her... Would ya?
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Guidelines, Information and Rules
Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
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Do not repost from all time top list.
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Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
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No posting personal information.
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Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
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Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
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Child Exploitation content
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As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
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Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
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Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.
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Promoting false information
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