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Sorry it's not a joke, but somehow I've clicked a button that gives me a notification every time a certain poster on here puts in a joke... how do I remove it?

The latest book from Wales "101 ways to do lamb" There's even a few recipes in it

I call my cock The Truth.. It's because women can't handle it!!

I was friended by a guy on here for no apparent reason, then I received notifications about every joke he posted... it done my head in so I've decided to downvote all his jokes and now I've blocked him! Fuck off dickhead!

Am I the only person in this site that has no idea who Gary Haggarty is?

Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother Frank was a monster. Found it on the interweb, sorry if it's old

After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it ! ************************8 Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.! ************************ The wife's been hinting she wants something black and lacy for her birthday. So, I've got her a pair of football boots! ************************ Growing up with a dyslexic father had its advantages. Whenever he caught me swearing, he used to wash my mouth out with soup. ***********************! My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked the dinner, so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm! *********************** Anyone got an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's giving off a terrible whining noise! ************************ My wife apologised for the first time ever today. She said she's sorry she ever married me!

Difference between marmalade and jam....you can’t marmalade your finger into a schoolgirl.

I went to the sperm bank today and the nurse asked me if I want to mastubate in the cup. I thought about it for a moment and replied, I'm good but not quite ready for a competition yet.

The question on all undertakers mind.. The Queen in front of you, lube beside her... Would ya?