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The IDF is the sort of terrorist group other terrorist groups would like to be.

My new busty attractive neighbour popped over earlier & said she wanted to dance drink & have passionate sex & wandered if I was free tonight. I replied definitely & she said brilliant, because my dog needs looking after.

Why don't birds have head on collisions? Because women can't drive in the sky.

The only thing straight about tRUMP is the jacket he should be forced into!

What's the difference between your AI girlfriend & your daughters sexy young friend? You can't rape AI.

My mate accused me of always overreacting. So I chopped the cunts head off.

I switched tv channels to a programme called rescuing chimpanzees & thought it was really fucking racist as they showed a black human family. It was then that I realised it was just an advert.

I hope my new Muslim wife appreciates the wedding present I got her. It's a training bra.

I've got bigger tits than my girlfriend. But that's 8 year olds for you.

I gave the shop assistant my lottery ticket to check. When she put it in the machine it made that winning sound. However she said that she couldn't pay me. I asked why not, she replied "Because we don't have £100 million in the till". Then I woke up.