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Just smashed the 7th back door in on my LGBTQ Advent Calendar

Pope selected for first Ashes match Cricket - from racial abuse to child abuse in just a few short weeks

Round at my new girlfriend's for dinner and she shouted down the stairs "I'll be down in 5 minutes to take the pie out, can you turn the veg on" Turns out fingering her disabled sister wasn't quite what she had in mind

Not really up on the hit parade, but have heard that 'Plan B' is about to release his Christmas single 'Lonely this Christmas'

Not really up on the hit parade, but have heard something about an announcement that 'Plan B' is about to release his Christmas single 'Lonely this Christmas' or something

I hope whatever the Prime Minister is about to announce to restrict our lives doesn't disrupt this years Downing Street Christmas do

Pirates of the caribbean films are immensely entertaining and Johnny Depp is a legend in them I've never watched a film with Amber Heard in and probably never will Her publicity stunt in the courts went well then

If there's one thing I hate more than repetitiveness it's repetitiveness

Does Carrie Johnson churning out Boris Falafel Johnson's offspring count as child cruelty for having Boris as a father? If not, why not?

So, Geronimo the Alpaca didn't have TB. I bet his Alpaca friends are spitting