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Blues singers make a fortune about singing about what happened when they woke up this morning I wonder if I could make as much money about singing about "When I woke up this morning I had a massive shit and then cracked one off thinking about my neighbours sexy 14 year old daughter"........ De de du de dum!

I think it might be time to get a girlfriend I've just spent the evening whispering to Alexa so the dirty little bitch whispers back at me

I've just thought of a joke to post that someone told me, but due to the mods getting their fucking knickers in a twist about it maybe being posted previously 5 years ago, I'm not going to fucking bother. I wonder if the mods think they're important in real life too??

I went to India to find myself. Turns out I was in India

Has anyone else noticed that a man bun being called a man bun is the only manly thing about it?

Well chuffed with my new Blackberry phone from EE I got today £56 month for 3 years. Beat that iPhone users!!

I was in a restaurant with a friend from Glasgow earlier and the dessert trolley went by "Is that a Pavlova or a Meringue"? asked my Glaswegian friend "Nope, you're right - it's a Pavlova" I replied

My mate just asked me if I'd ever been 'adventurous' with my girlfriend and taken her up the other hole? "What, and risk getting her pregnant - are you mad"? I replied

With Veganuary upon us here's a good recipe for Tofu. Cube the Tofu into 1 inch chunks and using a spatula, turn straight into the bin

It's never to early to start learning a musical instrument Take my neighbour's 5 year old daughter for example, who's just had her 1st lesson on the pink oboe