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conkeydock

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conkeydock

5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus-Post Rating : 87

"Darling...fancy putting on a nurses uniform"? "Ooh, cheeky boy...you feeling horny"? "Nah...we've run out of bread"!

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one year ago-Politics-Labour-Post Rating : 25

What are the government giving the elderly this winter???? Hyperthermia

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Blow Job-Post Rating : 18

Walkers are about to add semen flavour crisps to their range. They will be marketed as 'Diet Crisps' since 97% of women will spit them back out.

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2 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 17

I got a sweater for Christmas... I really wanted a screamer or a squirter!

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2 years ago-Sex and Shit-Wife-Post Rating : 13

The missus went mad at me this morning for using her toothbrush..... Anybody know a better way of getting dog shit off trainers?

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one year ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 12

Are Poles the best post impressionists?

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one year ago-Politics-US Presidency Elections-Post Rating : 11

Anyone else think it's ironic that Trump got voted in because of democracy?

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2 years ago-Racism-Black-Post Rating : 11

Why do they put white bits in black pudding?.... To stop niggers biting their fingers

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3 years ago-Racism-Black-Post Rating : 11

What's big black and stinks of fish?... Ainsley Harriet on a Friday

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8 months ago-Other-Insults-Post Rating : 9

What do you call a fat goth? Vampire...the buffet slayer!

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