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"Darling...fancy putting on a nurses uniform"? "Ooh, cheeky boy...you feeling horny"? "Nah...we've run out of bread"!
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What are the government giving the elderly this winter???? Hyperthermia
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Walkers are about to add semen flavour crisps to their range. They will be marketed as 'Diet Crisps' since 97% of women will spit them back out.
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I got a sweater for Christmas... I really wanted a screamer or a squirter!
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The missus went mad at me this morning for using her toothbrush..... Anybody know a better way of getting dog shit off trainers?
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Are Poles the best post impressionists?
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Anyone else think it's ironic that Trump got voted in because of democracy?
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Why do they put white bits in black pudding?.... To stop niggers biting their fingers
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What's big black and stinks of fish?... Ainsley Harriet on a Friday
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What do you call a fat goth? Vampire...the buffet slayer!
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