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conkeydock

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conkeydock

8 months ago-Other-Insults-Post Rating : 9

What do you call a fat goth? Vampire...the buffet slayer!

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7 months ago-Sex and Shit-Wife-Post Rating : 8

"I've shaved my pubes if you fancy a bit?" My wife said seductively "Yeah, give us a bag full, I'll insulate the loft."

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6 months ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 5

Absolute tragedy Diego Jota was killed in a car crash......should have been the team bus!

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11 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 4

Is a female barrister without her briefs a solicitor?

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7 months ago-Sex and Shit-Wife-Post Rating : 3

Policeman goes home and finds his wife in bed with 3 men "Ello, ello, ello"! She says "You not talking to me then"?

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8 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 3

My sister works at a gift shop on the beach where you can buy shell ornaments. She sells cheap shit at Brighton Aint that difficult!

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11 months ago-Sex and Shit-Embarassing-Post Rating : 3

"Is the clitoris at the front or the back"? "It's at the front" "OH FUCK....I spent most of the night licking her piles"!

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8 months ago-Religion-Catholicism-Post Rating : 2

Not only do they vote a "yank" to do the job....but he's a fuckin Catholic too!

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6 months ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 1

Posted by Jizz News: Footage leaks of Pep Guardiola cutting the breaks on a car in Spain Due to comments being locked...I have to ask here Did the brakes break?

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11 months ago-Sex and Shit-Blow Job-Post Rating : 1

Two lepers are having sex when she says "Stick it in my mouth"! So he does 20 seconds later, she pulls away and says..... "I said my mouth....NOT the hole where my nose was"!

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