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Two lepers are having sex when she says "Stick it in my mouth"! So he does 20 seconds later, she pulls away and says..... "I said my mouth....NOT the hole where my nose was"!

I was a necrophiliac till some rotton cunt split on me!

Two men are having a conversation on the train "It's spelt whoom"! " No...its fwhoom"! "I'm telling you its whoom"! Little old lady on the other side of the carriage says "I think you'll find its spelt WOMB" One man turns and says to her "Lady....I doubt you've ever seen an elephant in the wild....let alone hear one fart"!

Posted by Jizz News: Footage leaks of Pep Guardiola cutting the breaks on a car in Spain Due to comments being locked...I have to ask here Did the brakes break?

Absolute tragedy Diego Jota was killed in a car crash......should have been the team bus!

Policeman goes home and finds his wife in bed with 3 men "Ello, ello, ello"! She says "You not talking to me then"?

"I've shaved my pubes if you fancy a bit?" My wife said seductively "Yeah, give us a bag full, I'll insulate the loft."

My sister works at a gift shop on the beach where you can buy shell ornaments. She sells cheap shit at Brighton Aint that difficult!

Is there any need for the black fella on the Persil ad to say "I am a sambo"?

What do you call a fat goth? Vampire...the buffet slayer!