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gary barlow is that straight laced he shouts sorry when he cums. it's true i read it in the sun

I'm starting a new movement. After watching a video about the Earth being flat The earth is actually a Ferrero Rocher. Creamy core with a crispy crust and the flat Earthers are the nuts on the outside Prove me wrong.

What's the difference between the cum splattered torso of a 14 year old girl and a million pounds? I don't have a million pounds at home

Vorderman : Oooh, careful, your ring is digging into my pussy. Me : That's not my ring, it's my wrist watch, Carol.?

whats the difference between god and bigboy? god doesn't exist but unfortunately for us big boy does, and he's an annoying cunt

I had to go see my doctor today because I’m having an unusual problem. I say to him, “I’ve got a problem, every time I finish masturbating I sing the American national anthem”.The doctor said, “Don’t worry, a lot of wankers sing that”.

I Gobby is an anagram of bigboy. yeah that figures

Read about a survey in the paper today, it says 75% of wives are uncomfortable undressing in front of their husbands. I wish mine fucking was.

I had the privilege of castrating a Chelsea fan earlier, I kicked his sister in the mouth

David Blunkett walks into a bar, a chair, a table, a wall... eventually he wanders disorientated towards a busy main road, where he is struck by a car and killed instantly, then bigboy rapes him, because that's the way he likes it