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My new years resolution is to not have intercourse with supermodels.
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Apparently over 70% of people evacuated from Afghanistan were men, they would have taken more women but they didn’t get ready in time.
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Prince Phillip has died. Sickipedia have taken drastic action and upgraded the server pc to 32mb ram and windows 2000
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The Qatar world cup is now just a stones throw away.
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Nasa plans to put a woman on the moon by 2024. It would have been 2022 but they need two more years to develop an automatic gearbox for the lunar rover.
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Apparently miss wales has been seriously injured in a car accident. Police are blaming a Walker for leaving the gate open.
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Apparently 1 in 10 men pays for sex, the other 9 just don't realise they pay for sex.
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Just been kicked out of dermatology school. Apparently a guillotine is not the best way to remove black heads.
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What's the difference between a paki and a glaswegian? The paki speaks better english.
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Oh well looks like Kwarteng will have to go back to doing what he does best... appearing in Halifax adverts.
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