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chalky

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chalky

one year ago-Sex and Shit-Paedophile-Post Rating : 46

What's the difference between two thousand sexually abused children in Rotherham and a few broken windows at the Holiday Inn? If you're the Prime Minister, fuck all.

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6 years ago-Religion-Christianity-Post Rating : 45

The bells, the bells... Run like fuck Quasimodo, that's the fire alarm.

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one year ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 32

I've started a Facebook page and a GoFundMe to raise £30,000 for someone missing abroad for nine days. Harry Kane.

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one year ago-Religion-Muslim-Post Rating : 32

After losing yet another appeal, human rights lawyers representing Shamima Begum promise to continue and will not stop until their swimming pools, Ferraris and villa in Spain are fully paid for.

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2 years ago-Other-Shopping-Post Rating : 32

Today I married a lovely girl that works for Lidl. I picked up some drill-bits and cycling socks as I walked her down the aisle.

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3 years ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 30

What's 7 inches and fucks black guys? Mason Greenwood's girlfriend's iPhone.

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one year ago-Politics-Labour-Post Rating : 29

I must say Keir Starmer is doing an excellent job as Prime Minister. Because if I said what I really think, the cunt would have me jailed.

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one year ago-Illness and Mortality-Death-Post Rating : 29

I walked into Tesco and asked for a bag for death. "Don't you mean bag for life?" "No, it's to put kittens in to throw into the canal"

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one year ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 28

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Gareth Southgate's selections. What's white and doesn't work? The other half. (nod to universalcredit and the old site).

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one year ago-Politics-Labour-Post Rating : 27

It looks like Lord Alli has been penetrating Sir Kier's inner circle for some time.

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