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Have you noticed how members of all those pedophile grooming gangs have something in common? Dirty fucking Yorkshire men.

My mum is getting a bunch of flowers and a vibrator for Mother's Day. If she doesn't like the flowers, she can go fuck herself.

Multiculturalism in London is where a Jew sells flowers to a Catholic that puts them on Westminster Bridge where a Muslim killed innocent people later to be stolen by the Black to give to his mother on Mother’s Day.

If you are Muslim terrorist, why going to Paradise is not as good as living in Bradford: Paradise: You will be shown your place in Paradise. Bradford: You will be shown your lovely new council house in Bradford. Paradise: You are spared the punishment of the grave. Bradford: You are spared the punishment of living in Pakistan. Paradise: On the day of judgment you will be spared. Bradford: You ain't gonna be bombed by a drone in West Yorkshire. Paradise: On your head will be a crown of dignity. Bradford: On your head will be Adidas knockoff hoodies. Paradise: You get seventy-two virgins. Bradford: OK, not virgins but you can have as many kids as you like in Rotherham. Paradise: You can intercede seventy of your relatives. Bradford: All your relatives can come to Bradford, including the cousin you've just married. Just turn up at the benefit office. Paradise: You get an eternal erection. Bradford: You are seen as one huge prick.

Last time someone screamed and shouted that much on a United flight was Munich 58.

The first person in the UK to have a double hand transplant will fulfill his ambition on Easter Monday to applaud the Leeds Rhinos rugby league team. Personally my ambition would have been to have a wank.

The daddy wears a dress and his daughter is his wife. His son is his son-in-law and married to his daughter and his sister-in-law is the daughter of his sister. His son isn't his son but his son's best mate is and he is married to his daughter-in-law. Mrs Brown's Boys sound just like your typical Muslim family.

What's white and doesn't work? Grenfall Towers window cleaner.

Grenfell Tower. Because most of the occupants illegally claimed benefits, most were living in flats illegally sublet and most are illegal immigrants... most of us should fucking illegally download Bridge over Troubled Waters .

What's six foot tall, white and kills Pakis? A Hotpoint fridge.