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Women joining the SAS! Just think of the benefits. 1. Steaming in on the front line when they're on. 2. Infiltrating enemy radio signals and moaning tirelessly accross the airwaves wearing the enemy down. 3. When they get back to camp they can clean up and make the men a nice sandwich.

 My wife threatened to leave me due to my sexual fetishes. I said "fine, just slam the door on my cock on your way out".

When you say, "I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU OVER" it has two different meanings depending on whether you are using walkie talkies.

As I looked into her eyes, my knees got weak and I felt butterflies in my stomach. That's when I realised I had drugged the wrong glass.

They've published another week of Elizabeth Fritzl's diary. Monday:- Stayed in, Dad came down and fucked me. Tuesday:- Stayed in, Got fucked by Dad Wednesday:- Stayed in, Dad fucked me doggy style Thursday:- Stayed in, Dad spunked on my face Friday:- Stayed in, Dad gave my arse a right pounding Saturday:- Went to watch man utd play. Wish I'd fucking stayed in. (credit some cunt somewhere)

What do you call an alcoholic Muslim? Mustafa Can

Don't forget to put your clocks back this weekend to the 1950s when there was very few pakis and no fucking muslims

MAN BUN. The way of showing the world your a twat without having to speak.

So Ukraine has no nukes who needs nuclear weapons anyway its 2022. This time round we can send the women in 1st especially if its time of the month they will quite literally be 'ON' the front line.

People are always slagging off London saying what a shithole full of cunts. They haven't got a clue I just walked down an alleyway and saw a load of tramps giving each other the vaccine. What a lovely kind place we live in.