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Statistically 6 out of 7 people will enjoy gang rape however after recent events involving Katie Price we have found all participants now enjoy gang rape.

Putins on a bender

If Boris Johnson run my local cornershop I wouldn't trust him with 'this multipack is not to be sold separately'. Right now the cunts in charge of the nuclear button.

If Boris Johnson run my local cornershop I wouldn't trust him with 'this multipack is not to be sold separately'. Right now he is in charge of the nuclear button.

So Ukraine has no nukes who needs nuclear weapons anyway its 2022. This time round we can send the women in 1st especially if its time of the month they will quite literally be 'ON' the front line.

Smugly told the doctor that I only drink 1 unit of alcohol per week. Little does he know I'm referring to the unit full of booze in my kitchen.

People are always slagging off London saying what a shithole full of cunts. They haven't got a clue I just walked down an alleyway and saw a load of tramps giving each other the vaccine. What a lovely kind place we live in.

My neighbour just banged on the wall at 4.20am, can you believe that? Lucky I was still up playing music. He banged and shouted, "can we have a little respect please?" So I shouted back, "I am not a big Aretha franklin fan but this ones for you".

This is the 1st year I won't be running in the London marathon because of covid......I usually don't do it because I am a fat lazy cunt that can't run.

Damnnnn girl. Are you the Oxford vaccine?! Because some people aren't sure about you but I can't wait for you to meet my parents