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Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes Me: I wish for a world without lawyers Genie: Done, you have no more wishes Me: But you said 3 Genie: Sue me.
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My roommate claims that he caught me with a sex doll. This is completely untrue and slanderous. He caught me with a sex action figure.
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My friend Emit’s parents are time travelers. They turned time backwards when they named him.
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I was sent to the Principal because I forgot my tendon A and tendon B at home. All I brought was my tendon C to make bad puns.
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I hate disappointing people in general. So instead of telling my boss I’m gonna quit... I’ve been tweeting homophobic and racist epithets for 8 months now, but sadly I’m still here.
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In 1919, a storage tank full of molasses in Boston exploded, causing a flood that killed 21 people. I guess you could call it the Boston Molassacre.
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d/dx (∫ (f (x)) dx ) Thats disintegration.
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The pulley is the most egotistical of all the machines. It’s always at the centre of a tension.
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Got fired from my new job at the dairy factory for making 1% milk the wrong way... ...instead of following the directions exactly, I just skimmed them.
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Why was Icarus afraid of Oedipus? Because he was the motherfucking son.
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