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I think the dutch were beat 2 nil.. ..let me czech
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Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes Me: I wish for a world without lawyers Genie: Done, you have no more wishes Me: But you said 3 Genie: Sue me.
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What did the blubber salesman say when he found out the margins on petroleum were better? Whale oil be damned!
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The pulley is the most egotistical of all the machines. It’s always at the centre of a tension.
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Why did the projectionist cross the road? To get the other slides.
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What do you call the job title of a firearms enthusiast and speechwriter? A glockenspiel.
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I had to go to the doctors because I grew antlers after eating Mexican food... He told me it was a bad quesadilla.
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My roommate claims that he caught me with a sex doll. This is completely untrue and slanderous. He caught me with a sex action figure.
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Got fired from my new job at the dairy factory for making 1% milk the wrong way... ...instead of following the directions exactly, I just skimmed them.
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Why did the Three Stooges win the election? They had Moementum
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