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Tramp: "Got 50p for a cup of tea gov?" Pompous man: "Neither a borrower nor a lender be, William Shakespeare 1591." Tramp: "Fuck off you tight cunt, D. H. Lawrence 1922."

Theresa May has vowed revenge on Vladimir Putin for the Salisbury Novichok attacks. Fuck me! The evil dictator and former KGB agent must be shitting himself.

A cunt on the BBC has just suggested that Theresa May order Vladimir Putin to hand over the two Salisbury gas attackers. The fucking best since some thick American said the USA government should have told the Japanese to immediately hand over the pilot who bombed Pearl Harbour.

If England's players must sing the national anthem, shouldn't the lyrics be changed and made more appropriate for the 21st century? "None-Existent Entity save our gracious queen"

Theresa May says Britain must invest in poverty stricken Africa, so that the people can be educated to prevent terrorism. When did fucking poverty and lacking a good education start having something to do with terrorism? Someone needs to point out to thick old cow that the 19 suicide terrorists on 9/11 were all very wealthy and university educated.

Archaeologists claim they have discovered the site in Israel where Jesus turned water into wine. Miracles? This world is full of people who have fucking mad supernatural beliefs that should never escape a junior school education.

Today marks the one year anniversary of the Islamic terrorist attacks on London: This prophetic warning to Western civilization came from the very greatest Briton of them all - Sir Winston Churchill: "How dreadful are the curses of Islam. Fill a man's head full of Islamic myths and he becomes as dangerous as a dog with rabies." (The River War). But don't worry! The theological genius Frankie Boyle has come along to inform us that Islam is all peace and joy. Why listen to the warnings of a 20th century political giant when you can take advice from a fat faced cunt from Glasgow?

A divorced, catholic, American nigger: Oliver Cromwell would've had dear old Harry burned alive at the stake!

There are over 100 Christmas markets in Britain surrounded by steel barriers, concrete bollards, and protected by large numbers of armed police. Is this because we fear an attack from: A) Christians; B) Hindus; C) Sikhs; D) Atheists; E) Jews; F) Agnostics; G) Buddhists; I) members of the fucking religion that can never be mentioned.

Paul McCartney claims he once saw God: That makes him one up on Bernadette...……………………………..she only saw HIs fucking Mother.