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Olympic sprint champion Michael Johnson has a stroke: Is this news or just a bit of gossip?

If England's players must sing the national anthem, shouldn't the lyrics be changed and made more appropriate for the 21st century? "None-Existent Entity save our gracious queen"

Knife wielding woman arrested at 7.30 this morning in Barnsley town centre: Very early, perhaps she went into a rage after being served bacon with her breakfast at Alan's Snackbar?

Tramp: "Got 50p for a cup of tea gov?" Pompous man: "Neither a borrower nor a lender be, William Shakespeare 1591." Tramp: "Fuck off you tight cunt, D. H. Lawrence 1922."

Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world: Can you imagine the number of Muslims if many of the cunts hadn't blown themselves up?

The BBC has just reported that membership of the Church of England has halved in the last 15 years: Is it really a surprise? The chief clerics spend most of their time defending the religion of fucking rape gangs.

Tony Blair is making the headlines talking about his concerns for Labour: Don't tell me that Blair's eyes are not the eyes of Satan.

Vice President Mike Pence says Bob Woodward's book on President Trump is pure fiction. Wait a minute. what constitutes fiction? When he was the Governor of Indiana, Pence said he did not believe in evolution because a certain so-called holy book teaches the universe was created in just 7 days,

Theresa May has vowed revenge on Vladimir Putin for the Salisbury Novichok attacks. Fuck me! The evil dictator and former KGB agent must be shitting himself.

A cunt on the BBC has just suggested that Theresa May order Vladimir Putin to hand over the two Salisbury gas attackers. The fucking best since some thick American said the USA government should have told the Japanese to immediately hand over the pilot who bombed Pearl Harbour.