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If Islam is a religion of peace, why are there 40 armed policemen protecting the Birmingham Christmas Market?

The new super mosque has opened in the West Midlands. The weekday activities will be announced as soon as the security services have reviewed them.

There are over 100 Christmas markets in Britain surrounded by steel barriers, concrete bollards, and protected by large numbers of armed police. Is this because we fear an attack from: A) Christians; B) Hindus; C) Sikhs; D) Atheists; E) Jews; F) Agnostics; G) Buddhists; I) members of the fucking religion that can never be mentioned.

Thursday, 23 November. Thanksgiving. The day Americans feel warm and fuzzy celebrating a bunch of white born again god-botherers exterminating 99% of the indigenous population.................... Praise the Lord!

From 12 o'clock tonight, Australia and England will be playing cricket for the remains of David Cassidy, Rodney Bewes, and Malcolm Young.

What do Theresa May and Celtic have in common? They're both fucking useless in Europe.

Princess Kate joins children singing Christmas carols in praise of God: What a pity there's fuck all up there to appreciate it.

Reporting a massive bomb attack in Egypt, killing hundreds, the BBC has just announced it has no idea who is responsible or the motive. Who do the thick PC cunts think is responsible? Perhaps it's those notorious genocidal maniacs The Salvation Army?

BREXIT? Even now, Pistorius could be out before we are.

Oscar Pistorius: How long before Hollywood make the blockbuster? The Silence of the Limbs.