I was riding my bike earlier when I fell off and bent my penis. I also had a shite because of the bang on the floor and a load of runny poo was running down my legs.
“Are you okay mate? That was a nasty fall and you appear to have broke your cock and shit your pants”
“It’s alright, the warm from the poo is making the pain of my bent shaft feel a little better and a piece of sweetcorn has gone up my japs eye and blocked any piss from coming out as well
a dog came up to me and said woof so i pulled a treat out of my jeans and the k9 loved it...
My willy is sore now.
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