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I was riding my bike earlier when I fell off and bent my penis. I also had a shite because of the bang on the floor and a load of runny poo was running down my legs. “Are you okay mate? That was a nasty fall and you appear to have broke your cock and shit your pants” “It’s alright, the warm from the poo is making the pain of my bent shaft feel a little better and a piece of sweetcorn has gone up my japs eye and blocked any piss from coming out as well

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