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Pakistan has held a national beauty contest today Nobody won

I went train spotting today It was really easy, they are absolutely massive and make loads of fucking noise.

Oldie but a goldie I'll never forget the time when I considered killing myself. It was a dark dark time in which depression consumed me. I wrote out my suicide notes to my friends and family in my head, whilst sobbing and wishing it would all just end. And that's when Stoke V Hull finished.

I got the new Audley Harrison DVD. It's called the Please Don't box set.

I would like to see the UK renamed as Christmas Island. Wales be called Easter, England called Lent, Scotland called Boxing Day and Northern Ireland Passover Let's see how many fucking Muslims would want to come here then

Congratulations to West Ham Not for winning last night but for being named after two things Muslims hate

Actor/dancer Gene Kelly was enjoying a riverboat trip in Paris when he fell overboard. Luckily, as he fell, he grabbed a ship's bell and used it to attract attention. One of the guys who fished him out asked what he was doing there. He sang in reply, "I'm ringing in the Seine just ringing in the Seine".

Went to the Dr yesterday, prostate exam, I was terrified. All good though I got the thumbs up

Actor/dancer Gene Kelly was enjoying a riverboat trip in Paris when he fell overboard. Luckily, as he fell, he grabbed a ship's bell and used it to attract attention. One of the guys who fished him out asked what he was doing there. He sang in reply, "I'm ringing in the Seine just ringing in the Seine".

A boy who couldn't see, hear, smell, feel or taste punched me in the face yesterday I told him there was no need for senseless violence