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'Not a joke' post and no doubt I'll get grief for this and have my jokes voted down on sight, but.... For fucks sake. You fucking retards who are fighting one another with big hard men keyboard warrior words on here and slagging each other off, why don't you use your energy posting some decent jokes on here instead of making yourselves look like fucking morons? Either that or message one another your personal details and addresses, meet up and stab each other to death. 90 percent of the people using this site laugh and enjoy the jokes people post. It's just a shame that the 10 percent who keep banging on about the same old boring shit and find time in between fingering their sister and wanking their nan off, continue to post bitchy comments about other users. If you don't like the site, the jokes, the fact that jokes get repeated from the 'Old site' blah blah fucking blah, or you don't like the users, then do us all a favour and fuck off, please. Cunt wank bitch fuck.
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Just for the record, I'm not http://www.sickipedia.net/user/ReaIJohnPercivaI So whoever the person is, who is so obsessed with me that they have to use a fake account to try and wind people up, fuck off. Thanks.
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For fucks sake. With the exception of a handful of people, everyone wanted hannah banned and removed from the site. She's now been banned and is no longer posting jokes that infuriate people. So can people stop mentioning him/her, stop posting 'Jokes' about him/her and get on with posting some decent fucking material. Thanks.
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Bit fucking Ironic how all the people saying 'This website is shit' and 'These jokes are shit' have no decent 'Jokes' on their own profile. If it's that shit, why are you even here and if none of the 'Jokes' are up to your standards of 'Sick', then why not enlighten us with your amazing ability to tell a sick joke and post it in here. Just sayin'
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According to the news, Elton John has put on so much weight recently, he is having to have his trousers specially made for him. Time to say 'Goodbye normal jeans' then, Elton.
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Paid £50 for a Sony 4K HD television today. The only fault with it was that the volume was stuck on maximum. Still, for that kind of money, I couldn't turn it down.
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Just bought an 'Oasis' meal deal in my local shop. A bag of crisps, a bottle of Coke and any item from the bakery. I got a roll with it.
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I was in an important meeting when my secretary came in to tell me I had a phone call. "Is it urgent Tina?" I asked. "No, it's from Huddersfield." She replied.
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Just filmed a video of the Mrs wanking me off with her toes. Lovely bit of footage.
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Ah, I see the down voting Trolls are active tonight. ;-)
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Guidelines, Information and Rules
Hi! To ensure that this is a great place for everyone to have a wondeful time, we have some rules. Breaking them might result in a suspension or permanent ban from the site.
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Jokes must be in text format, no emojis or linking allowed.
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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If you post a NSFW image as meme, it must be tagged as NSFW.
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Do not repost from all time top list.
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Metaposts are not allowed. If you've something to ask then please go to forum.
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No posting personal information.
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Reposts and duplicate jokes are not allowed.
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Photographs, gifs and videos depicting nudity, sexual poses or acts, if censored
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Child Exploitation content
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As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
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Content designed to intimidate a person or group by any means including, doxxing, murder or injury, rape, harrasment etc.
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Meta posts are not allowed, however you can contact admin or a moderator.
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