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My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with the pop group, 'The Communards' I said, "Don't leave me this way, I can't survive, I can't stay alive, without your love. Don't you leave me this way."

What's BobDowns favourite song? Bobby Brown - Two can play that game.

And just in case you missed this bit. 😘 "5.1.4 You must not post private, confidential or sensitive information, or information that is otherwise in breach of the law via the Sickipedia Services, including, without limitation, your or any other person's credit card information, social security or alternate national identity numbers, non- public phone numbers or non-public email addresses. You must not submit material that is copyrighted, protected by trade secret or otherwise subject to third party proprietary rights, including privacy and publicity rights, unless you are the owner of such rights or have permission from their rightful owner to post the material and to grant us all of the license rights granted herein."

So then. It would seem some of you haven't read the small print. 😂 I'm off to Police station with all screen shots of messages and memes! I'll live up to the name you give me if you want! 😘 "5.1.3 You must not post abusive, obscene, threatening, harassing, defamatory, libelous, offensive, violent, nude, partially nude, discriminatory, unlawful, infringing, hateful, pornographic or sexually suggestive User Engagement via the Sickipedia Services, or User Engagement that encourages conduct that would be considered a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability, violate any law, or is otherwise inappropriate. You must not post spam. You must not defame, stalk, bully, abuse, harass, threaten, impersonate or intimidate people or entities. You must not intentionally make false or misleading statements."

Fucking hell. I've seen so many massive tits, ugly pricks and horrible cunts on this website in the last 24 hours, I thought I'd accidentally logged into my Porn Hub account.

Where did Noah go for his cheap clothes? Prime Ark.

Been in the pub since 6 o'clock. But I just came back from the toilet, sat down, about to finish my beer when one of the bar staff shouted, "Oi, John! Hurry up and finish your Stella, the landlords called last orders." "So what?" I shouted back, "I couldn't give a shit what his name is, I'm gonna finish my pint."

Just popped to the shops in my car and I was only in there for about five minutes. When I came out there was a traffic cop writing out a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a wanker. He just glared at me and started writing another ticket for having defective tyres. "Oi! Don't be a cunt!" I shouted, but still he didn't answer me. Then, just as he finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first, he started writing a third ticket for an illegal exhaust! "You really are a fucking jobsworth ain't ya!" I shouted. This went on for about another ten minutes and the more I verbally abused him, the more tickets he wrote and stuck on the car. I couldn't give a shit to be honest. My cars parked around the corner.

Down vote this if you're a fucking raging homosexual and finger your baby son on a regular basis.

Just met a girl in the park. Almost instantly, there were sparks between us. I felt a real positive connection. She literally fell at my feet. I fucking Love my new Tazer.