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I’ve just seen Chris Rea doing a u-turn on the M25.

"I'm sorry for your loss," I said to the guy taking flowers into the funeral parlour. "Thanks mate," he laughed, "but I'm just delivering for Interflora! " "I know, but some nigger has just stolen your van."

Africa is in my blood. By which I mean, I have AIDS.

Black Lives Matter want equality, but in my opinion there’s no way they’re going to convince white men to rape 20,000 black women a year.

Just bear in mind that the scientific world telling you Covid is a deadly pandemic and that governments should control your behaviours is the same scientific world that is telling you a man becomes a woman just by changing his fucking pronouns.

The new McCain chips advert is all lesbians, disabled midgets and interracial couples. A lot like my DVD collection. (With thanks to Sickman)

I’ve just been watching the new line-up for Strictly. Apparently Caroline Flack is coming back for the Halloween Special.

It appears the murderer of English MP David Amess was a 25 year-old man of Somali descent, who screamed “Allahu Akbar!” during the stabbing. The police and media say they have absolutely no clue as to any possible motivation.

Superman. What a bastard. Using his X-ray vision, he could’ve become a doctor and found an unlimited number of cancerous tumours, thus saving a vast number of people. Instead we got what nobody asked for, another fucking newspaper journalist.

According to statistics, 5% of the UK population are non-white/non-British, and only 2% are homosexual. …so can someone tell me where the fuck are they filming the Great British Bake Off?