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Knock knock, Who's there? Rejectdog with an original joke. Fuck off it's shite. Oh well, I'll just vote it up myself.

This place is dying on its arse quicker than Rejectdog attempting to do stand-up with his 'Original' jokes.

What do you get when some complete wanker thinks he's funnier than everyone else? And endless pile of 'original' shite from Rejectdog.

I hate it when my Chav girlfriend gets changed into her pyjamas. I don't know if she's going to bed or going out shopping.

I've just given my wife a dozen rose's but she threw them back in my face. The ungrateful bitch said she didn't like the toffee ones either and wanted to choose her own out of the tin.

Why is it that the wanker who caused all this shit by voting his own jokes up still posts under various psydymms?? "That's it, until admin sort it out I'm not posting again." Mmmm. Just fuck off you little prick. "Oh but all my jokes are original and I wrote them myself without any help." Yeah, well done for originality. But you're fucking boring. Do one doggy. Your jokes are shite and you voted them up yourself. YOU CAUSED THIS SHIT

What's the difference between cake and cock? My wife can quite easily manage to get an whole cake down her throat.

After he inserted the rectal thermometer, it was quite obvious I'd got an erection. "Maybe you should wait outside while I examine your dog?" Suggested the vet.

There is now an Eastern European section in all major supermarkets. It's called 'The Staffroom.'

My opinions are like my bed sheets. I only change them if it helps me get laid.