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I went to a Chinese restaurant last night. I said "Waiter, this beef is rubbery" He said "Thank you, I'm grad you rike it"

During labour, a nurse came up to I and my wife & said, 'How about Epidural Anesthesia?' I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

Today I visited a centre for severely deluded criminals, or a "mosque" as it's more commonly known.

Vowels are sexy. When was the last time you yelled out a consonant during orgasm?.

Hey Sicki, dickheads, your website got hacked . You just can't go from +4 upvotes to -10 in 10 mins, no way, no one can be that boring. Fix this.

Unrelated. Told one of my mates that it was easy getting -10 downvotes on siki in five hours, he doubted. Now we have a $100 bet. Pls trolls, if you're out there, downvote this, make me $100 richer.

A vagina is like the weather. Once it's wet, it's time to go inside

When I awoke from the car accident in a full bodycast, my wife was right at my bedside to let me know that childbirth is still more painful.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels comes alive when you add coke.

I have an app on my phone that makes the sound of a police siren. Comes in handy if there are long queues in KFC.