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A dyslexic prostitute just offered to cook my sock
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A Scouser applies for a loan at a bank and said "I've good credit history, think I'll walk it". The banker replies "But you're from Liverpool,you'll never walk a loan"
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I'm in a band called "We are Dyslexic" We've just released our greatest shit album.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Muslim suicide bomber? He turned up in heaven and was greeted by 72 vegans.
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A dyslexic wanks into a jar...
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*hijacks plane* *kills pilot* *Me turning to friend:* "OK. Now fly this thing!" Friend: “I can't fly a plane” Me: “But you told me you were a master of the skies!” Friend: “No. Master of *disguise*” Me: “Then why the heck are you dressed as a pilot!... Ah OK I get it now.”
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"Mmmm Brians" - a dyslexic or gay zombie
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3 men were in Prison: A Rapist, A Psycho & A Gay. Rapist: If I Find a Cat here I will fuck it hard till it Dies! Psycho: Oh Yeah! & Once its dead I will fuck it till I die! Gay Standing in the Corner Softly Says: *Meeoowww*
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The definition of Irony - A Lesbian hates everything about a man. But to orgasm they use a dildo shaped just like a penis.
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My mate said he met a prostitute who connected a battery charger to his bollocks. I said "Fucking hell, how much did she charge you?"
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