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With all the Nig Nogs living in Britain I can honestly say I dont know any mixed race couples. So why the fuck do advertisers have to show adverts with every fucking family as loving caring fucking mixed race families . Out of principle I will Not buy from these companies.. PS, I am not racist, I got a black dog

breaking News £45 billion found in a Nigerian flat. The poor guy living there spent the last 10 years trying to share it but no fucker responded to his emails.

Sarah Harding, you only got yourself to blame. Remember when you was 13 and I asked if I could feel your tits. Your words to me was "Fuck of Sir" If you had not been so frigid I may have spotted the lump.

Did anyone find out how much that doggy in the window actually was?

You know when it was a good fuck when you turn around and see her crying, trying to put her school uniform back on.

Anyone interested in a free ride in a Helicopter, it’s a flight for 4 people. I’m still looking for 2 more to join us. We leave early next Saturday morning (Aug 7th) from Newcastle and will fly to Poole where we will have a late breakfast and then onto a yacht for lunch. Then we’ll do a flight to Jersey and return to Poole for dinner, then fly back home. If interested please message me Preferably someone with a Helicopter and Yacht; otherwise we can’t go.

Britain Got Talent Last Saturday... Muslim woman, "I'm doing this for all the Muslims out there".. What if a Christian said ,"I'm doing this for all the Christians out there." Britain is so fucking racist towards whites.

Dear Students & Poppy burning Muslims. Sorry I could not attend your demonstrations last week. This was due to me having to work for a living

My kids keep on taking the piss out my alzheimers. Wait till the cheeky little buggers wake up on Christmas morning and find no eggs under the bonfire

My Indian girlfriend said I could give her a facial. I almost came on the spot.