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"You Gypsy Boy, vot iz your name?" "Don't tell him, Pikey!"

To ensure inclusive advertising, the Puppy in the Andrex ad is to be replaced by a Chocolate Labrador...

Quite a few of the prospective candidates for the position of Prime Minister have their knockers. Not least of all Penny Mordaunt, who has a massive pair...

Being a fat bastard, the Energy price cap rise has really hit me. I don't know whether to eat or eat...

Sir Chris Hoy has terminal Cancer. Maybe the Oncologist should prescribe a few Cycles of Chemo...

A Policeman from near Clapham Junction. Had a Penis that just wouldn't function. For the rest of his life, he fooled his poor wife, with some snot on the end of his Truncheon...

Off to this swanky restaurant later, with her indoors. More bloody Gravalax...

'I'm not sticking my fingers in my ears', Starmer insists after dire poll ratings. How can he, when he's got both thumbs up his arse...

Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost will be know as Bob. Bob Pope...

I see Cambridge beat Oxford in the Boat Race today. It just shows the value of sport in turning lives around. Who knows what those kids would have drifted into without the salvation of the rowing club...